like i cringe so hard when i remember what kind of dickbag i used to be i was one of those pretentious intellectual assholes who corrected peoples grammar and judged them if they weren’t in honors classes with me and just?? if i had a time machine with only one chance to use it i would go back in time and punch myself in the mouth.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E